Final Stats

Esperanza: Almost Empty and Parked
Food: Unloaded and Scattered Throughout My Kitchen
Miles Driven: 8’953.4
$ Spent on Gas: One Trillion Million Billion Dollars
$ Spent on Tolls: Just over $150
Hours Spent Driving: A lot A lot A lot
CDs Sold/Given Away: Over 200
Cities Visited: 10
Devins Picked Up: 1
Brendans Picked Up: 1
Birds Obliterated By our Windshield: 2
# of Annabel Lee Songs Learned: At Least 2
Daphne Willis: Over it.
Captain Beefs Given Away: 0 (Not Sure Why…)
Best State: Toss Up…
Worst State: Ohio, Easily and Without Question
Best ‘Welcome to…’ Sign: Arizona & West Virginia
Noise Complaints Received: 1
# of Times Parked at Police Stations: 1
Tolls Skipped: 3
Prank Calls: 5
Flies Killed: 19
Truckers Pissed Off: 2
Cows Seen: ∞
Rocks Seen: ∞
Hats Purchased: 4 Each
Babies Stolen: 1 (that we know of)
# Of Crazy People Seen: ∞
# Of Waffle Tacos Inhaled: Too Many
# Of Roadmaps Tours Completed: 1
# Of Good Times Had: ∞
# Of Sad Times Had: 1 (Now)
# Of New Friends Made: Many
# Of Old Friends Caught Up With: Also Many
Amount of Glad We Are that We Could Share This With You: ∞

Thank you for everything, we love you.

Take Care Of Each Other.